The SMS Repository

Grown Wise

2012-01-15T19:12:00.000+08:00

You have grown wise if you can say: "I have learned to give not because I have many, but because I know the feeling of having nothing."

Nanglaktod

2011-11-07T13:26:00.002+08:00

Teacher: Nganong late man ka, Juan?
Juan: Nanglaktod man gud ko, Ma'am.
Teacher: Nanglaktod unya nadugay na hinuon?
Juan: Aw, kanang, naa man guyd bayabas sa lakturanan, Ma'am!

Friends

2011-10-11T10:28:00.002+08:00

How do friends help us in problems?

- They give the most funny suggestions that will make us laugh and forget about the problem.

Health Source

2011-09-22T10:18:00.000+08:00

HEALTH doesn't come from medicine. It comes from:
- peace of mind
- peace in the heart
- peace of soul.

It also come from laughter, love and faith in God. Enjoy life!

Attitude

2011-09-22T10:09:00.000+08:00

Attitude is like posing for pictures. We pose the way we want to be seen by others. But stolen shots are better because it captures who we really are.

Kapag Kumidlat

2011-09-07T07:03:00.004+08:00

Biglang kumidlat, ano ang gagawin mo?

Matakutin na Genius: "Takip tenga, kukulog eh!"
Mapagsamantalang Boyfriend: "Yakap sa nobya!"
Astig: "Wala lang, matapang eh!"
Pasaway: "Hahawak ako sa bakal, try ko kung tatamaan ako."
Bobo: "Ngingiti, picture eh!"

Wise Thoughts to Ponder

2011-08-29T20:14:00.000+08:00

A long life may not be enough but a good life is good enough.

All truth is good but not all truth is good to say.

Even your ten fingers are unequal. Learn to accept what it is.

To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.

Revenge gets you even with your enemy. Forgiving him puts you above him.

LIFE may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

Nothing

2011-08-19T06:59:00.000+08:00

The rich need X.
The poor have X.
X is greater than God.
If you eat X, you will die.

What is X?
Clue: 1 word, 7 letters.

SMART Pasaload to Win Promo

2011-06-20T09:00:00.000+08:00

Mag-Pasaload na and get a chance to win P30,000 weekly! Just text <your friend's number> <space> <amount> at i-send sa 808. You will automatically get raffle entries sa Pasaload to Win promo (DTI #4269) kaya magpasa na at swertehin! Other Pasaload amounts: 25, 35, 60, 100 and 200. Additional P1 transaction charge per successful transfer.

SMART Rewards: Chowking

2011-06-19T20:55:00.000+08:00

SMART Rewards you with free CHOWKING 3 pieces siomai for a minimum of P150 (dine-in) and P200 (delivery) nationwide! Text COUPON 467 to 9800 or visit smart.com.ph/rewards.

Trivia: Girls' Generation

2011-02-15T00:00:00.005+08:00

According to Smart trivia: Girls' Generation was trained in singing, dancing and languages. Korean fans dubbed the group "Super Girls" before their launch.

Time Like a River

2011-02-14T00:00:00.002+08:00

Time is like a river. You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. So enjoy every moment of life.

Characteristics of a Good Employee

2011-02-13T00:00:00.000+08:00

Characteristics of a good employee:

Time-conscious - Oras ray gibantayan
Workaholic - Dili makatrabaho kung dili makainom
Service-oriented - Dili kalakaw kung walay service
Hardworking - Lisod patrabahuon

And lastly...

Keeps an eye for details - Himantayon!

Trivia: Apl.de.ap

2011-02-12T00:00:00.001+08:00

According to Smart trivia: Apl.de.ap of the Black Eyed Peas suffers from an eye disease called nystagmus. It's one of the reasons why he likes to wear shades.

Red Mobile Combo Packages

2011-02-11T14:04:00.001+08:00

RED MOBILE	COMBO80	COMBO60	COMBO150
Unli Call to Red	YES	NO	NO
Unli Text to Red	YES	YES	YES
Calls to Smart network	20 minutes	50 minutes	100 minutes
Text to all networks	60 SMS	100 SMS	100 SMS
Number of Days	4 days	7 days	30 days
Cost	P80	P60	P150
Keyword	COMBO80 to 9949	COMBO60 to 9949	COMBO150 to 9949

Magpaliwanag

2011-02-11T10:21:00.000+08:00

Kung 'di mo kayang magpaliwanag, bakit 'di mo subukang... magpadilim?!

A Morning Smile

2011-01-25T10:34:00.001+08:00

A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the day. Let God's providence be a reminder that He prepared the best for you today. :)

The Happiest People

2010-12-10T05:00:00.001+08:00

The happiest people don't have everything they want.
They make the most out of what they already have.

Misery starts when a person looks at the 10% missing and overlooks the 90% blessing.

We all have our own share of blessings.
Some get them fast. Some wait for a long time.

What's important is, it comes at a time when we most need it.
God knows best and He will give the best in His own time.

Be blessed!

What to Think Of

2010-12-09T13:35:00.000+08:00

Do not think of the few things you didn't get from GOD after praying. But think of the countless and beautiful things HE gave you without asking.

When They're Like You

2008-01-29T13:22:00.000+08:00

People are amazing when they are nice,
they are wonderful when they are true.
But do you know that they are a blessing
When they're like you?

Tonight and Always

2008-01-13T20:04:00.000+08:00

Let a nice rest tonight give you enough strength for tomorrow. Let the stars light up your face and let the love of God embrace you, not just tonight but for always. Good night!

Taking Charge

2008-01-13T19:58:00.002+08:00

You can never change the past nor control the future, but you can take charge in the present. Just simply bring the best out of everything that comes along your way!

Jar of Memories

2008-01-03T22:18:00.000+08:00

Live life one day at a time. Share it with people who matter most to you, for life is a little jar of mixed memories. Fill it with moments worth remembering!

Sharing Blessings

2007-12-19T09:56:00.000+08:00

Every time something good happens to us, make something good happen to someone else. The more we share our blessings, the more we are blessed.

Kaibigan at Pera

2007-12-07T09:02:00.000+08:00

Ang kaibigan, hindi tulad ng pera, na pinagpapalit sa materyal na bagay. Hindi rin laging may sukli. Pero alam mo ba ang pagkakatulad nila? Simple lang... Kapag "fake," walang halaga!

Irreplaceable

2007-12-05T09:32:00.000+08:00

Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice they are. Likewise, you don't know how special you are, but I know how irreplaceable you can be.

To Be Kind

2007-12-01T23:04:00.000+08:00

To be kind is more important than to be right. Sometimes all a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens.

The Greatest Companion

2007-11-29T17:41:00.001+08:00

Keep in mind that God is your greatest companion. Because no matter how imperfect you are and no matter what happens in your life, He will still be there to give you the greatest love you've always wanted.

When You Stumble

2007-11-27T13:21:00.000+08:00

Sa pagkakaibigan, dapat nagtutulungan.
Kapag nadapa ka, tutulungan kita.
Kapag nadapa ka ulit, itatayo kita.
At kapag nadapa ka na naman, sisipain na talaga kita!
Pambihira! Pilay ka ba?!

Puzzle Piece

2007-11-26T07:18:00.001+08:00

You are part of the puzzle of someone else's life. You may never know where you fit. So if you run out of reasons to live, remember that someone else's life can never be complete without you in it.

Optimus Prime Says

2007-11-23T09:30:00.000+08:00

We choose how we see people. When we want to like someone, we can be so tolerant. When we want to be irritated by people, we focus on their faults. It's not other people's behavior that determines how we feel about them - it's our attitude.

A Morning Prayer

2007-11-18T10:41:00.000+08:00

Thank you, Lord, for another wonderful day. Thank you for not giving up on me. Light my way and be with me once more today.

Friends for Keeps

2007-11-18T07:52:00.000+08:00

We don't own the time to have long talks,
We don't have a chance for more laughs.
But even though our worlds don't meet,
Always remember... We're friends for keeps!

Unnoticed Kindness

2007-11-18T07:18:00.000+08:00

Do you know why I like silence so much? Because when it's quiet and I'm alone, that's the moment I realize... "Mabait naman pala ako, wala lang nakakahalata."

Flip Side

2007-11-17T13:34:00.000+08:00

There are times that we experience downfalls in our lives, seeing how cruel and demented people around us can be. But that shouldn't stop us from realizing that every passing minute is another chance to turn our lives around. Life always has a flip side, and it's never too late to toss the coin again.

Experiencing Happiness

2007-11-17T13:25:00.000+08:00

Happiness could not be found at the end of the road, it is experienced along the way. So take not for granted the moments of your life and find reasons to be happy every day!

Pang-Exam

2007-11-16T15:45:00.000+08:00

Juan: Ibang klase pala yung ngipin mo, parang pang-exam.
Pedro: Bakit naman?
Juan: One seat apart!
Pedro: Pang-exam din naman yung ngipin mo, pare.
Juan: Bakit?
Pedro: Fill in the blanks!

Gihampak og Hangin

2007-11-14T09:29:00.000+08:00

Albularyo: Misis, wala kaha ni gihampak og dautang hangin ning imong anak?
Misis: Ambot lang kay sukad-sukad, wala man ko nakakita'g hangin nga gabitbit og bunal!

Questions Without Answers

2007-11-13T12:59:00.000+08:00

Note: You might have seen these on the shirts of Barkada Trip's Bok on Studio 23.

1. Does Jennifer Love Hewitt?
2. Where did Vincent Van Gogh? Did Rolito Go with him?
3. Why is Norman Black? Why is Redford White?
4. Where did Sandara Park?
5. Is Chow Yun Fat?
6. What did Henry Sy?
7. Is Charlie Brown? And is Lucio Tan?
8. When will Orlando Bloom?
9. Who did Sharon Stone?
10. How did the Cardinal Sin?
11. If Tyra Banks, are you sure Wilma Doesnt?

Easy to Say Good Night

2007-11-08T13:33:00.001+08:00

It's hard to say "Hello," because there might be goodbye.
It's hard to say "I'm okay," when deep inside you are not.
But it's easy to say "Good night," because there's always tomorrow.
Have a nice sleep!

Signs of Hope

2007-11-08T13:10:00.001+08:00

Mornings are beautiful signs of hope. It was created by God to let us know that life doesn't end after the sunset, every dawn is a new life! Have a wonderful day!

A Loving Friend

2007-11-08T10:02:00.001+08:00

A friend is there
To care and respect,
To share and help,
To listen and understand.

So wherever you are
And whatever you do,
Always remember,
A loving friend is here for you!

A Simple Greeting

2007-11-08T09:36:00.000+08:00

Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better.
Simple things can make you happy,
And a simple greeting can make you smile.
So with that, I'm saying, "Hi! Have a nice day!"

Throw Your Worries

2007-11-08T09:33:00.000+08:00

Throw your worries to the wind and let them fly to God. In the end, it is He alone who guides the wind to breeze joy and love back to you.

Magsasaka at Kalabaw

2007-11-01T19:08:00.000+08:00

Sabi nila, kung magkatabi tayo,
Para daw akong isang magsasaka.
Nagalit ako, tanong ko, "Bakit naman?"
Kaya pala, dahil mukha ka raw kalabaw!

Taning

2007-10-27T23:20:00.000+08:00

JUAN: Bai, naa na taning akong kinabuhi. Taman na lang ko karong kadlawon. Teksanay ta tibuok gabii.
PEDRO: Pagpuyo! Sayo pa ko momata ugma. Maayo man ka kay dili na!

Wear Your Prayer Daily

2007-10-27T11:35:00.000+08:00

Prayer is a perfume to our soul and a fragrance that pleases GOD. Wear your prayer everyday and let it freshen you anytime, anywhere you go. So have a blessed and sweet-scented day!

Be Worry-Free

2007-10-27T08:58:00.000+08:00

Worrying has never solved a problem, never paid a bill, never cured an illness.
Worrying is like racing a car engine in neutral because it doesn't get you anywhere, it just uses up gas!
So stop worrying. All you need is a prayer and a heart full of faith.

Challenges

2007-10-24T14:25:00.000+08:00

When challenges are so big that we feel our strength is not enough to carry them, keep on going..
The extra mile is where the grace of God begins.

Matters of the heart

2007-10-24T14:22:00.000+08:00

The HEART is rich when it is contented,
and it is always contented when its desires are fixed on GOD.

Nothing can bring greater HAPPINESS than doing GOD's will.

Being wise

2007-10-24T14:18:00.000+08:00

It is wiser not to expect, but to hope. For in expecting we meet disappointments whereas in hoping we invite suprises.

8 Truths to Remember

2007-10-23T15:41:00.000+08:00

Faith is the ability to not panic.
If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.
Do the math. Count your blessings.
God wants spiritual truths, not religious nuts.
Laugh everyday, it's like inner jogging.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.
There is no key to happiness, the door is always open.

Pampatapang

2007-10-22T06:48:00.000+08:00

BATA: Takot ako magpabunot ng ngipin, Doc.
DENTISTA: Wag kang mag-alala, bibigyan kita ng gamot pampatapang.
(Ininom ng bata ang gamot.)
DENTISTA: O, matapang ka na?
BATA: Kung sino man ang magtatangkag bunutin ang ngipin ko, susuntukin ko!

Poem of a College Student

2007-10-21T10:00:00.000+08:00

I think I shall never see
A grade as lovely as a 3
A 3 that's earned by blood and sweat
When failure is a serious threat
Exams are taken by fools like me
And I can only get a 3!

Needles and Pins

2007-06-03T20:11:00.000+08:00

Whenever life drops needles and pins along your path, don't stay away. Instead, pick them up and collect them. So that the same pins won't hurt you again.

3 Stages of Life

2007-05-05T10:10:00.000+08:00

TEEN: You have all the time and energy but no money.
WORKING: You have all the money and energy but no time.
RETIRED: You have all the time and money but no more energy.

About Life

2007-04-22T11:14:00.000+08:00

Birth is the "Start of Life"
Beauty is the "Art of Life"
Love is a "Part of Life"
Friendship is the "Heart of Life"
Death is a "Last of Life"
But Jesus is the way to "Everlasting Life"

Happiness

2007-04-21T11:01:00.000+08:00

Happiness is not something you have in your hands, it's something you carry in your heart. Give it away generously and it will return to you a thousand fold.

Thoughts on Life

2007-04-18T22:10:00.000+08:00

Be thankful that you don't have everything you desire.
If you do, what would be there to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something,
For it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times,
For during those times you grow.
Be thankful for your limitations,
They give you a chance to become better.

A.S.A.P.

2007-04-09T12:42:00.000+08:00

Do you really know what ASAP means?

ASAP is not "As Soon As Possible". We are always in a hurry for things to be done and we sometimes forget God's guidance.

ASAP is "Always Say A Prayer" before anything else. Put God at the center of everything!

Focus

2007-04-08T13:02:00.000+08:00

Don't focus on what you lost,
But what remains;
Don't focus on the pain,
But how the pain shaped you;
Don't focus on the failure,
But on the great lessons the failure taught you.

The Best Cosmetic

2007-03-31T08:04:00.000+08:00

The best cosmetic...

For the lips is truth,
For the voice is prayer,
For the eyes is compassion,
For the hands is charity,
And for the heart is love.

Wear it daily!

True Friends

2007-03-24T19:10:00.000+08:00

Time alone can prove the worth of a person. As time goes by, we lose the false ones, and keep the best. Because true friends stay when all the rest are gone.

The Teacher and the Student

2007-03-10T20:33:00.000+08:00

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer listening?
Student: A teacher.
Teacher: Ha ha ha. Get one whole sheet of paper! Long quiz!

What Friendship is About

2007-03-01T07:01:00.000+08:00

Friendship is not about "It's your fault,"
But "I'm sorry."
Not "Where are you?"
But "I'm right here."
Not "How could you?"
But "I understand."
And not "I wish you were..."
But "I'm thankful you are."

Real Friends

2007-02-25T09:56:00.000+08:00

Real friends must be cherished beyond all worldly measures, for in our memory, they shine brighter than gold and last longer than diamonds.

The Strongest, Greatest, Tallest Person

2007-02-19T10:06:00.000+08:00

The strongest person is one who is dependent to God.
The greatest is one who is humble before God.
And the tallest one is one who kneels and bends before God.

So be it unto us. Let's always pray.

Busog Na

2007-02-08T17:06:00.000+08:00

Anak: Busog na ko, Ma.
Mama: Unsa man ka? Hutda na! Wa ka kahibalo nga daghan ang gigutom sa kalibutan?!
Anak: Unya, kung hutdon ni nako, mabusog sila?!

Rules of Life

2006-12-03T19:11:00.000+08:00

Assume nothing.

Expect little.

Do more.

Need less.

Smile often.

Sleep long.

Dream big.

Laugh alot.

Pray always.

and once in a while...

cry, but continue living.

A Cup of Coffee

2006-12-03T19:05:00.000+08:00

Life is like having a cup of coffee. You sit by the window, lift the cup and take a sip. Only to realize that somebody forgot to put sugar. Too lazy to go for it you somehow struggle to finish the better drink. Afterwards, you discover undissolved sugar crystals sitting at the bottom. That's how life is, we sometimes forget to make the effort to value what is around us. Look around, maybe the sweetness you are looking for is closer than you think. Have your coffee and make it sweet.

Ang Kapatid ni Juan

2006-11-25T07:47:00.000+08:00

Juan: Nag-aalala ako sa kapatid ko.
Pedro: Bakit?
Juan: Lagi niya kasi kinakausap ang sarili niya dati. Pero hindi na ngayon.
Pedro: Eh di magaling na siya! Bakit di na niya kinakausap ang sarili niya?
Juan: Magkagalit daw sila!

Have Faith

2006-11-15T21:54:00.000+08:00

Don't be afraid to lose or fail,
No ocean is crossed until you sail;
No victory is won without a fight,
No birds migrate without a flight.

Have faith 'cause God is with you all the way.

5 Fingers of Prayer

2006-11-08T23:28:00.000+08:00

1. Your thumb is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you.
2. Pointing finger: Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal.
3. Tallest finger: Pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance.
4. Ring finger: Weakest finger - so pray for those who are weak, troubled, or in pain.
5. Little finger: The smallest - to remind you to pray for yourself.

Colored

2006-11-07T17:15:00.000+08:00

A black child's poem

When i born, i black
When i grow, i black
When i sick, i black
When i cold, i black
When i mad, i black
When i afraid, i black
When i die, i black

Now you American fellas..
When you born, you pink
When you grow, you white
When you sick, you green
When you cold, you blue
When you mad, you red
When you afraid, you yellow
When you die, you gray

"Now, you call me colored?"

Period

2006-11-07T10:31:00.000+08:00

The teacher asked "How important is a period?"
The child replied, "It is very important. When my sister missed her period, my dad cried, my mom fainted and our driver disappeared."

When We Share

2006-11-01T08:50:00.000+08:00

When we share laughter, it's twice the fun.
When we share problems, it eases half the pain.
When we share tears, a rainbow follows the rain.
When we share secrets, it's our hearts we reveal...

What draws us closer and makes us all care is not what we have but the things we share.

To See is to Believe

2006-10-29T07:45:00.000+08:00

A philosophy teacher challenges a student of his faith in God...

Teacher: To see is to believe. Have you seen God?
Student: No sir, I haven't.
Teacher: Then there is no God!
Student: Sir, may I ask you something? Have you seen your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student (to whole class): My dear classmates, umuwi na lang tayo. Wala palang utak si Sir! [Let's just go home. Our teacher has no brain.]

Wag Salubungin

2006-10-22T14:19:00.000+08:00

"Wag lang po nating salubungin ang mga bumababa, di po natin sila kamag-anak." - Konduktor ng MRT

Panuhot/Utot

2006-10-10T21:02:00.000+08:00

Pari: Midako lagi imong tiyan, Sister!
Madre: Panuhot ni, padre!

(After 9 months nagkita silag balik. Si sister naay dala nga baby.)

Pari: Wow! Ka-cute sa imong UTOT, Sister!

The Husband's Compliment

2006-10-08T22:14:00.000+08:00

A wife stands in front of the mirror and tells husband, "I'm ugly, my boobs are sagging, and my ass is too fat. Give me a compliment." To which the husband replied, "You are a very keen observant."

Kaang

2006-10-08T09:13:00.000+08:00

Juan: Bay, kagabii nang-harana ko sa akong gipangulitawhan. Sweet kaayo siya, iya kong giitsahag bulak.
Pedro: Mao ba? Nindota gud, pero nganong nasamad man ka?
Juan: Giapil man niyag labay ang kaang!

A Caterpillar

2006-10-06T14:23:00.000+08:00

Consider yourself a caterpillar. The ones who love you are the nourishing leaves. The ones who hurt you are the cocoon. Remember that you won't be a butterfly without nourishment and you won't develop wings without the cocoon. There are no heroes nor villains in life... Just people with different roles to teach you one great lesson - and that is to FLY.

Measures of Love

2006-10-06T14:09:00.000+08:00

One of the greatest measures of love is its ability to let the other person grow with freedom and not with fear. Love should be able to give us enough space to be ourselves and explore our world yet still be within reach of caring and protective arms. Love should be happy when others succeed and make good in their ways. Love should be concerned not only with its own needs but that of others as well. When we learn to love without comparing and counting, then we have learned to love the way we should.

No Space

2006-10-03T21:56:00.000+08:00

The dermatologist said, "I have good news for you!"
"Really?", the girl replied. "What is it?"
"You won't grow any more pimples. Because there's no more space."

Wisdom and Life

2006-10-03T21:52:00.000+08:00

"You are wise if you know the limits of your wisdom. You are alive if the hopes of tomorrow mean more to you than yesterday's mistakes."

Your Brain

2006-09-25T18:24:00.000+08:00

Upon thorough analysis and study, we found out that your brain has two sides: Left and Right.
On the left side of your brain, there's nothing right.
While on the right side, there's nothing left!

Big Trouble

2006-09-25T18:20:00.000+08:00

A 3 year-old boy praying:

"Dear God, bless my mommy, bless my daddy, bless my friends and bless me. And take care of yourself because if anything happens to you... we're in BIIIG TROUBLE!"

Countless Blessings

2006-09-25T18:06:00.000+08:00

In a science class...

The teacher asked her students to give an example of things which are countless.

One student answered, "WATER."

Another one answered, "SAND."

Then another answered, "AIR."

The teacher noticed that everybody is participating except for one. She called that student's attention and asked, "What are things which are countless?"

The student stood up and answered...

"BLESSINGS."

Serenity

2006-09-08T09:18:00.000+08:00

Serenity...
To walk when others are running;
To whisper when others are shouting;
To sleep when others are restless;
To smile when others are angry;
To pause when others are hurrying;
To pray when others are doubting;
To think when others are confused;
To face turmoil yet feel composure;
To know inner calm inspite of everything;
To sleep in the middle of a storm.

This is the test of serenity.
This is Christ's Life!

Quotes to Live By

2006-08-01T21:41:00.000+08:00

"A day without laughter is a wasted day."
- Charlie Chaplin

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde

"Never explain; your friends don't need it,
and your enemies won't believe you anyway."
- Elbert Hubbard

"If you're not curious,
it's a sign that you're stupid."
- Dr. Frank Crane

"It's better to be hated for what you are,
than be loved for what you're not."
- Andre Gide

"It's never too late to be what might have been."
- G. Elliot

Koko Krunch Trivia

2006-07-15T09:34:00.000+08:00

Question: Sinong pumatay kay Koko Krunch?
Answer: Isang CEREAL killer.

5 Ways to Annoy Your Professor

2006-07-15T09:29:00.000+08:00

5. Be oftentimes absent.
4. Don't do your homework.
3. Sleep in the class.
2. Make the whole class laugh while the professor is talking.
1. Perfect his exam.

Thanksgiver

2006-07-08T10:35:00.000+08:00

A thankful life is a response
To seeing everything
As a gift from God
And realizing that your life
Belongs to Him.

God is the Giver,
So be a thanksgiver.

Dude

2006-07-08T06:02:00.000+08:00

NANAY: Hala! Sige, layas! Huwag ka nang bumalik dito sa bahay! Simula ngayon, huwag mo na akong tawagin na nanay at hindi na rin kita tatawaging anak, naiintindihan mo?
ANAK: Sige, dude, aalis na ako.

P's and ABC

2006-04-07T05:50:00.000+08:00

Tell GOD all your P's!
Problems,
Pressures, and
Plans.

And He will give you His ABC!
Answers to prayers,
Best favors, and
Courage to go on.

Snakes and Poison

2006-03-30T11:20:00.000+08:00

Ahas 1: Makamandag ba tayo?
Ahas 2: Ewan, bakit?
Ahas 1: Immune ba tayo sa kamandag natin?
Ahas 2: Di ko alam, bakit ba?
Ahas 1: Nakagat ko dila ko eh, kinakabahan ako...

To Remind Us

2006-03-27T08:07:00.000+08:00

God created TURTLES to remind us to slow down,
ANTS to remind us about little things;
The SKY to remind us to look up and pray,
FRIENDS to remind us how beautiful life can be.

Bounce Back Higher

2006-03-19T23:10:00.000+08:00

Falling down does not make a person a failure.
But staying down does...
So always remember that no one is perfect,
And when you fall so hard,
Just bounce back higher.

Funny Chinese Names

2006-03-19T16:57:00.000+08:00

Born secretly: TINA CO
Born swindled: LINO CO
Born without light: ANDY LIM
Born fat: BOB UY
Born different: EVA YAN
Born blind: FE YONG FE YON

Of Birds and Carabaos

2006-03-15T06:40:00.000+08:00

Little birdie in the sky
Dropped a poo-poo in my eye.
I didn't scream, I didn't cry
I just thanked God that carabaos don't fly...