Sunday, January 15, 2012

Grown Wise

You have grown wise if you can say: "I have learned to give not because I have many, but because I know the feeling of having nothing."

Monday, November 07, 2011

Nanglaktod

Teacher: Nganong late man ka, Juan?
Juan: Nanglaktod man gud ko, Ma'am.
Teacher: Nanglaktod unya nadugay na hinuon?
Juan: Aw, kanang, naa man guyd bayabas sa lakturanan, Ma'am!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Friends

How do friends help us in problems?

- They give the most funny suggestions that will make us laugh and forget about the problem.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Health Source

HEALTH doesn't come from medicine. It comes from:
- peace of mind
- peace in the heart
- peace of soul.

It also come from laughter, love and faith in God. Enjoy life!

Attitude

Attitude is like posing for pictures. We pose the way we want to be seen by others. But stolen shots are better because it captures who we really are.

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Kapag Kumidlat

Biglang kumidlat, ano ang gagawin mo?

Matakutin na Genius: "Takip tenga, kukulog eh!"
Mapagsamantalang Boyfriend: "Yakap sa nobya!"
Astig: "Wala lang, matapang eh!"
Pasaway: "Hahawak ako sa bakal, try ko kung tatamaan ako."
Bobo: "Ngingiti, picture eh!"

Monday, August 29, 2011

Wise Thoughts to Ponder

A long life may not be enough but a good life is good enough.

All truth is good but not all truth is good to say.

Even your ten fingers are unequal. Learn to accept what it is.

To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.

Revenge gets you even with your enemy. Forgiving him puts you above him.

LIFE may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.