The SMS Repository
The SMS Repository is your blog source for text messages. It is a collection of jokes, inspiring messages and just about anything that could fit into your mobile phone inbox.
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Grown Wise
You have grown wise if you can say: "I have learned to give not because I have many, but because I know the feeling of having nothing."
Monday, November 07, 2011
Nanglaktod
Teacher: Nganong late man ka, Juan?
Juan: Nanglaktod man gud ko, Ma'am.
Teacher: Nanglaktod unya nadugay na hinuon?
Juan: Aw, kanang, naa man guyd bayabas sa lakturanan, Ma'am!
Juan: Nanglaktod man gud ko, Ma'am.
Teacher: Nanglaktod unya nadugay na hinuon?
Juan: Aw, kanang, naa man guyd bayabas sa lakturanan, Ma'am!
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Friends
How do friends help us in problems?
- They give the most funny suggestions that will make us laugh and forget about the problem.
- They give the most funny suggestions that will make us laugh and forget about the problem.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Health Source
HEALTH doesn't come from medicine. It comes from:
- peace of mind
- peace in the heart
- peace of soul.
It also come from laughter, love and faith in God. Enjoy life!
- peace of mind
- peace in the heart
- peace of soul.
It also come from laughter, love and faith in God. Enjoy life!
Attitude
Attitude is like posing for pictures. We pose the way we want to be seen by others. But stolen shots are better because it captures who we really are.
Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Kapag Kumidlat
Biglang kumidlat, ano ang gagawin mo?
Matakutin na Genius: "Takip tenga, kukulog eh!"
Mapagsamantalang Boyfriend: "Yakap sa nobya!"
Astig: "Wala lang, matapang eh!"
Pasaway: "Hahawak ako sa bakal, try ko kung tatamaan ako."
Bobo: "Ngingiti, picture eh!"
Matakutin na Genius: "Takip tenga, kukulog eh!"
Mapagsamantalang Boyfriend: "Yakap sa nobya!"
Astig: "Wala lang, matapang eh!"
Pasaway: "Hahawak ako sa bakal, try ko kung tatamaan ako."
Bobo: "Ngingiti, picture eh!"
Monday, August 29, 2011
Wise Thoughts to Ponder
A long life may not be enough but a good life is good enough.
All truth is good but not all truth is good to say.
Even your ten fingers are unequal. Learn to accept what it is.
To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.
Revenge gets you even with your enemy. Forgiving him puts you above him.
LIFE may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.
All truth is good but not all truth is good to say.
Even your ten fingers are unequal. Learn to accept what it is.
To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.
Revenge gets you even with your enemy. Forgiving him puts you above him.
LIFE may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.
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