Snakes and Poison

Ahas 1: Makamandag ba tayo?
Ahas 2: Ewan, bakit?
Ahas 1: Immune ba tayo sa kamandag natin?
Ahas 2: Di ko alam, bakit ba?
Ahas 1: Nakagat ko dila ko eh, kinakabahan ako...

To Remind Us

God created TURTLES to remind us to slow down,
ANTS to remind us about little things;
The SKY to remind us to look up and pray,
FRIENDS to remind us how beautiful life can be.

Bounce Back Higher

Falling down does not make a person a failure.
But staying down does...
So always remember that no one is perfect,
And when you fall so hard,
Just bounce back higher.

Funny Chinese Names

1. Born secretly: TINA CO
2. Born swindled: LINO CO
3. Born without light: ANDY LIM
4. Born fat: BOB UY
5. Born different: EVA YAN
6. Born blind: FE YONG FE YON

Of Birds and Carabaos

Little birdie in the sky
Dropped a poo-poo in my eye.
I didn't scream, I didn't cry
I just thanked God that carabaos don't fly...

What is X?

X is impossible for God.
X is above God.
X is more imporant than love.
The rich needs X, the poor has X.
If we eat X, we die.
What is X? It is a seven-letter word.

Sailing thru Life

You can't discover new oceans
Unless you have the courage
To lose sight of the shore.
Because only those who risk
Can tell how far they can go!

Enjoy your life's journey,
Sail on!

Making Choices

When you make choices,
Follow God, not your own way.
For if your own way fails, you regret.
But with God, you can smile and say
"HE KNOWS BEST!"

God's Gifts

GOD has gifts for you:
A LIGHT for every shadow
A PLAN for every tomorrow
A KEY for every problem
And JOY for every sorrow.
Enjoy God's gifts today!