Monday, February 27, 2006

3 Ways...

God answers prayers in three ways.
He says yes and gives you what you want.
He says no and gives you something better.
And He says wait and gives you the best in His own time.

Past Nato

Kahinumdum paka?
Kadtong gagmay pa ta?
Di ba niburot akong sip-on?
Naulaw kaayo ko nimo adto,
tungod kay...
...imong GITAKLAAN!

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Call on Jesus

Sometimes you have to fight for something,
to make everything alright.
You gave your best and you gave it your all.
Yet, you still lose.

But whenever you call on Jesus,
He will take the fight,
And win it all for you.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Karapatan ng Bata

Bawat kabataan may karapatan! Karapatang gumala, umuwi anytime, maghanap at magkaroon ng bf/gf! Magalit man parents mo, eto lang isagot mo: "Naghimo raman mi og project!"

Subtraction and Remainder

Pedro: Absent ako kahapon kasi nakunan ang nanay ko at ako lang ang naiwan.
Teacher: Speak in English because this is an English class.
Pedro: I was absent because my mother was subtracted and I'm the remainder.

Curtain for Windows

Tindero: Sir, bili na kayo ng kurtina.
Juan: Sige, bibili ako para sa computer ko.
Tindero: Bakit po sa computer?
Juan: Haler! May WINDOWS din kaya yon! My gosh! So slow...

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Sabaka ko!

Pasahero: Nong, sakay mi! Moagi nig SM?
Driver: Oo, sakay na!
Pasahero: Nong, naay bayad ang bata?
Driver: Ay, wala man.
Pasahero: Ah, kung sabakon naay bayad?
Driver: Wala gihapon.
Pasahero: Sige, anak. Sabaka ko!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Kahinumdum Ka Ini?

-yez, way klase!
-nagstudy ka?
-pa-txt bi
-pa-share ha
-pa-kopyaha ko ha?
-naay assignment?

at syempre, kinsa makalimot ini..
"get 1/4...
...1/4 maam?"

First...

Russian: We are first in space.
USA: We are first in the moon.
PHIL: We will be first in the sun.
USA: You can't go there, you'll burn!
PHIL: Oh c'mon we are not stupid! We'll go there at night. c',)

I Am 9 Letters Long...

I am 9 letters long. My 123 is used in writing. My 345 means a profit. My 6789 is a fixed ratio or price of something and my 789 is the past tense of the word eat. What am I?

Do Not Take Life Seriously

Think about this: "Do not take life seriously. After all, no one has come out of it alive." - from a philosopher named Bugs Bunny.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Who Stabbed You?

Lawyer: Who stabbed you?
Client: Mahimo binisay-on imo pangutana, Sir?
Judge: Interpreter, translate the question.
Interpreter: Kinsa kuno si Tabyo?

Friday, February 10, 2006

Benefits of Kissing

Some benefits of kissing:

  • Changes taste
  • Burns calories
  • Lips never go dry
  • Relieves stress
  • Makes face muscles stong
So keep kissing...
It's healthy!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

The Vampire Dream

One night I dreamt I was a vampire,
And I was supposed to bite you.
But I can't.
Instead, I faced the sun,
And let myself die.

I did it for a simple thing,
Your neck was dirty.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

A Thousand and One Miles

You know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you.
But if you are a thousand and one miles away, that's too much...

I'd already run the extra mile!