Monday, November 07, 2011


Teacher: Nganong late man ka, Juan?
Juan: Nanglaktod man gud ko, Ma'am.
Teacher: Nanglaktod unya nadugay na hinuon?
Juan: Aw, kanang, naa man guyd bayabas sa lakturanan, Ma'am!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011


How do friends help us in problems?

- They give the most funny suggestions that will make us laugh and forget about the problem.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Health Source

HEALTH doesn't come from medicine. It comes from:
- peace of mind
- peace in the heart
- peace of soul.

It also come from laughter, love and faith in God. Enjoy life!


Attitude is like posing for pictures. We pose the way we want to be seen by others. But stolen shots are better because it captures who we really are.

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Kapag Kumidlat

Biglang kumidlat, ano ang gagawin mo?

Matakutin na Genius: "Takip tenga, kukulog eh!"
Mapagsamantalang Boyfriend: "Yakap sa nobya!"
Astig: "Wala lang, matapang eh!"
Pasaway: "Hahawak ako sa bakal, try ko kung tatamaan ako."
Bobo: "Ngingiti, picture eh!"

Monday, August 29, 2011

Wise Thoughts to Ponder

A long life may not be enough but a good life is good enough.

All truth is good but not all truth is good to say.

Even your ten fingers are unequal. Learn to accept what it is.

To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.

Revenge gets you even with your enemy. Forgiving him puts you above him.

LIFE may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

Friday, August 19, 2011


The rich need X.
The poor have X.
X is greater than God.
If you eat X, you will die.

What is X?
Clue: 1 word, 7 letters.

Monday, June 20, 2011

SMART Pasaload to Win Promo

Mag-Pasaload na and get a chance to win P30,000 weekly! Just text <your friend's number> <space> <amount> at i-send sa 808. You will automatically get raffle entries sa Pasaload to Win promo (DTI #4269) kaya magpasa na at swertehin! Other Pasaload amounts: 25, 35, 60, 100 and 200. Additional P1 transaction charge per successful transfer.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

SMART Rewards: Chowking

SMART Rewards you with free CHOWKING 3 pieces siomai for a minimum of P150 (dine-in) and P200 (delivery) nationwide! Text COUPON 467 to 9800 or visit

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Trivia: Girls' Generation

According to Smart trivia: Girls' Generation was trained in singing, dancing and languages. Korean fans dubbed the group "Super Girls" before their launch.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Time Like a River

Time is like a river. You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. So enjoy every moment of life.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Characteristics of a Good Employee

Characteristics of a good employee:

Time-conscious - Oras ray gibantayan
Workaholic - Dili makatrabaho kung dili makainom
Service-oriented - Dili kalakaw kung walay service
Hardworking - Lisod patrabahuon

And lastly...

Keeps an eye for details - Himantayon!

Saturday, February 12, 2011


According to Smart trivia: of the Black Eyed Peas suffers from an eye disease called nystagmus. It's one of the reasons why he likes to wear shades.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Red Mobile Combo Packages

Unli Call to Red  YES NO NO
Unli Text to Red YES YES YES
Calls to Smart network 20 minutes 50 minutes 100 minutes
Text to all networks 60 SMS 100 SMS 100 SMS
Number of Days 4 days 7 days 30 days
Cost P80 P60 P150
Keyword COMBO80 to 9949 COMBO60 to 9949 COMBO150 to 9949


Kung 'di mo kayang magpaliwanag, bakit 'di mo subukang... magpadilim?!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

A Morning Smile

A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the day. Let God's providence be a reminder that He prepared the best for you today. :)