Nanglaktod

Teacher: Nganong late man ka, Juan?
Juan: Nanglaktod man gud ko, Ma'am.
Teacher: Nanglaktod unya nadugay na hinuon?
Juan: Aw, kanang, naa man guyd bayabas sa lakturanan, Ma'am!

Friends

How do friends help us in problems?

- They give the most funny suggestions that will make us laugh and forget about the problem.

Health Source

HEALTH doesn't come from medicine. It comes from:
- peace of mind
- peace in the heart
- peace of soul.

It also come from laughter, love and faith in God. Enjoy life!

Attitude

Attitude is like posing for pictures. We pose the way we want to be seen by others. But stolen shots are better because it captures who we really are.

Kapag Kumidlat

Biglang kumidlat, ano ang gagawin mo?

Matakutin na Genius: "Takip tenga, kukulog eh!"
Mapagsamantalang Boyfriend: "Yakap sa nobya!"
Astig: "Wala lang, matapang eh!"
Pasaway: "Hahawak ako sa bakal, try ko kung tatamaan ako."
Bobo: "Ngingiti, picture eh!"

Wise Thoughts to Ponder

A long life may not be enough but a good life is good enough.

All truth is good but not all truth is good to say.

Even your ten fingers are unequal. Learn to accept what it is.

To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.

Revenge gets you even with your enemy. Forgiving him puts you above him.

LIFE may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

Nothing

The rich need X.
The poor have X.
X is greater than God.
If you eat X, you will die.

What is X?
Clue: 1 word, 7 letters.

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Trivia: Girls' Generation

According to Smart trivia: Girls' Generation was trained in singing, dancing and languages. Korean fans dubbed the group "Super Girls" before their launch.

Time Like a River

Time is like a river. You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. So enjoy every moment of life.

Characteristics of a Good Employee

Characteristics of a good employee:

Time-conscious - Oras ray gibantayan
Workaholic - Dili makatrabaho kung dili makainom
Service-oriented - Dili kalakaw kung walay service
Hardworking - Lisod patrabahuon

And lastly...

Keeps an eye for details - Himantayon!

Trivia: Apl.de.ap

According to Smart trivia: Apl.de.ap of the Black Eyed Peas suffers from an eye disease called nystagmus. It's one of the reasons why he likes to wear shades.

Red Mobile Combo Packages

RED MOBILE	COMBO80	COMBO60	COMBO150
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Unli Text to Red	YES	YES	YES
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Text to all networks	60 SMS	100 SMS	100 SMS
Number of Days	4 days	7 days	30 days
Cost	P80	P60	P150
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Magpaliwanag

Kung 'di mo kayang magpaliwanag, bakit 'di mo subukang... magpadilim?!

A Morning Smile

A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the day. Let God's providence be a reminder that He prepared the best for you today. :)