The dermatologist said, "I have good news for you!"
"Really?", the girl replied. "What is it?"
"You won't grow any more pimples. Because there's no more space."
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Wisdom and Life
"You are wise if you know the limits of your wisdom. You are alive if the hopes of tomorrow mean more to you than yesterday's mistakes."
Monday, September 25, 2006
Your Brain
Upon thorough analysis and study, we found out that your brain has two sides: Left and Right.
On the left side of your brain, there's nothing right.
While on the right side, there's nothing left!
On the left side of your brain, there's nothing right.
While on the right side, there's nothing left!
Big Trouble
A 3 year-old boy praying:
"Dear God, bless my mommy, bless my daddy, bless my friends and bless me. And take care of yourself because if anything happens to you... we're in BIIIG TROUBLE!"
"Dear God, bless my mommy, bless my daddy, bless my friends and bless me. And take care of yourself because if anything happens to you... we're in BIIIG TROUBLE!"
Countless Blessings
In a science class...
The teacher asked her students to give an example of things which are countless.
One student answered, "WATER."
Another one answered, "SAND."
Then another answered, "AIR."
The teacher noticed that everybody is participating except for one. She called that student's attention and asked, "What are things which are countless?"
The student stood up and answered...
"BLESSINGS."
The teacher asked her students to give an example of things which are countless.
One student answered, "WATER."
Another one answered, "SAND."
Then another answered, "AIR."
The teacher noticed that everybody is participating except for one. She called that student's attention and asked, "What are things which are countless?"
The student stood up and answered...
"BLESSINGS."
Friday, September 08, 2006
Serenity
Serenity...
To walk when others are running;
To whisper when others are shouting;
To sleep when others are restless;
To smile when others are angry;
To pause when others are hurrying;
To pray when others are doubting;
To think when others are confused;
To face turmoil yet feel composure;
To know inner calm inspite of everything;
To sleep in the middle of a storm.
This is the test of serenity.
This is Christ's Life!
To walk when others are running;
To whisper when others are shouting;
To sleep when others are restless;
To smile when others are angry;
To pause when others are hurrying;
To pray when others are doubting;
To think when others are confused;
To face turmoil yet feel composure;
To know inner calm inspite of everything;
To sleep in the middle of a storm.
This is the test of serenity.
This is Christ's Life!
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Quotes to Live By
"A day without laughter is a wasted day."
- Charlie Chaplin
"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde
"Never explain; your friends don't need it,
and your enemies won't believe you anyway."
- Elbert Hubbard
"If you're not curious,
it's a sign that you're stupid."
- Dr. Frank Crane
"It's better to be hated for what you are,
than be loved for what you're not."
- Andre Gide
"It's never too late to be what might have been."
- G. Elliot
- Charlie Chaplin
"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde
"Never explain; your friends don't need it,
and your enemies won't believe you anyway."
- Elbert Hubbard
"If you're not curious,
it's a sign that you're stupid."
- Dr. Frank Crane
"It's better to be hated for what you are,
than be loved for what you're not."
- Andre Gide
"It's never too late to be what might have been."
- G. Elliot
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