Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer listening?
Student: A teacher.
Teacher: Ha ha ha. Get one whole sheet of paper! Long quiz!
The SMS Repository is your blog source for text messages. It is a collection of jokes, inspiring messages and just about anything that could fit into your mobile phone inbox.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Thursday, March 01, 2007
What Friendship is About
Friendship is not about "It's your fault,"
But "I'm sorry."
Not "Where are you?"
But "I'm right here."
Not "How could you?"
But "I understand."
And not "I wish you were..."
But "I'm thankful you are."
But "I'm sorry."
Not "Where are you?"
But "I'm right here."
Not "How could you?"
But "I understand."
And not "I wish you were..."
But "I'm thankful you are."
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Real Friends
Real friends must be cherished beyond all worldly measures, for in our memory, they shine brighter than gold and last longer than diamonds.
Monday, February 19, 2007
The Strongest, Greatest, Tallest Person
The strongest person is one who is dependent to God.
The greatest is one who is humble before God.
And the tallest one is one who kneels and bends before God.
So be it unto us. Let's always pray.
The greatest is one who is humble before God.
And the tallest one is one who kneels and bends before God.
So be it unto us. Let's always pray.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Busog Na
Anak: Busog na ko, Ma.
Mama: Unsa man ka? Hutda na! Wa ka kahibalo nga daghan ang gigutom sa kalibutan?!
Anak: Unya, kung hutdon ni nako, mabusog sila?!
Mama: Unsa man ka? Hutda na! Wa ka kahibalo nga daghan ang gigutom sa kalibutan?!
Anak: Unya, kung hutdon ni nako, mabusog sila?!
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Rules of Life
Assume nothing.
Expect little.
Do more.
Need less.
Smile often.
Sleep long.
Dream big.
Laugh alot.
Pray always.
and once in a while...
cry, but continue living.
A Cup of Coffee
Life is like having a cup of coffee. You sit by the window, lift the cup and take a sip. Only to realize that somebody forgot to put sugar. Too lazy to go for it you somehow struggle to finish the better drink. Afterwards, you discover undissolved sugar crystals sitting at the bottom. That's how life is, we sometimes forget to make the effort to value what is around us. Look around, maybe the sweetness you are looking for is closer than you think. Have your coffee and make it sweet.
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