Call on Jesus

Sometimes you have to fight for something,
to make everything alright.
You gave your best and you gave it your all.
Yet, you still lose.

But whenever you call on Jesus,
He will take the fight,
And win it all for you.

Subtraction and Remainder

Pedro: Absent ako kahapon kasi nakunan ang nanay ko at ako lang ang naiwan.
Teacher: Speak in English because this is an English class.
Pedro: I was absent because my mother was subtracted and I'm the remainder.

Curtain for Windows

Tindero: Sir, bili na kayo ng kurtina.
Juan: Sige, bibili ako para sa computer ko.
Tindero: Bakit po sa computer?
Juan: Haler! May WINDOWS din kaya yon! My gosh! So slow...

Sabaka ko!

Pasahero: Nong, sakay mi! Moagi nig SM?
Driver: Oo, sakay na!
Pasahero: Nong, naay bayad ang bata?
Driver: Ay, wala man.
Pasahero: Ah, kung sabakon naay bayad?
Driver: Wala gihapon.
Pasahero: Sige, anak. Sabaka ko!

Who Stabbed You?

Lawyer: Who stabbed you?
Client: Mahimo binisay-on imo pangutana, Sir?
Judge: Interpreter, translate the question.
Interpreter: Kinsa kuno si Tabyo?

The Vampire Dream

One night I dreamt I was a vampire,
And I was supposed to bite you.
But I can't.
Instead, I faced the sun,
And let myself die.

I did it for a simple thing,
Your neck was dirty.

A Thousand and One Miles

You know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you.
But if you are a thousand and one miles away, that's too much...

I'd already run the extra mile!