Juan: Nag-aalala ako sa kapatid ko.
Pedro: Bakit?
Juan: Lagi niya kasi kinakausap ang sarili niya dati. Pero hindi na ngayon.
Pedro: Eh di magaling na siya! Bakit di na niya kinakausap ang sarili niya?
Juan: Magkagalit daw sila!
The SMS Repository is your blog source for text messages. It is a collection of jokes, inspiring messages and just about anything that could fit into your mobile phone inbox.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Have Faith
Don't be afraid to lose or fail,
No ocean is crossed until you sail;
No victory is won without a fight,
No birds migrate without a flight.
Have faith 'cause God is with you all the way.
No ocean is crossed until you sail;
No victory is won without a fight,
No birds migrate without a flight.
Have faith 'cause God is with you all the way.
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
5 Fingers of Prayer
1. Your thumb is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you.
2. Pointing finger: Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal.
3. Tallest finger: Pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance.
4. Ring finger: Weakest finger - so pray for those who are weak, troubled, or in pain.
5. Little finger: The smallest - to remind you to pray for yourself.
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Colored
A black child's poem
When i born, i black
When i grow, i black
When i sick, i black
When i cold, i black
When i mad, i black
When i afraid, i black
When i die, i black
Now you American fellas..
When you born, you pink
When you grow, you white
When you sick, you green
When you cold, you blue
When you mad, you red
When you afraid, you yellow
When you die, you gray
"Now, you call me colored?"
When i born, i black
When i grow, i black
When i sick, i black
When i cold, i black
When i mad, i black
When i afraid, i black
When i die, i black
Now you American fellas..
When you born, you pink
When you grow, you white
When you sick, you green
When you cold, you blue
When you mad, you red
When you afraid, you yellow
When you die, you gray
"Now, you call me colored?"
Period
The teacher asked "How important is a period?"
The child replied, "It is very important. When my sister missed her period, my dad cried, my mom fainted and our driver disappeared."
The child replied, "It is very important. When my sister missed her period, my dad cried, my mom fainted and our driver disappeared."
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
When We Share
When we share laughter, it's twice the fun.
When we share problems, it eases half the pain.
When we share tears, a rainbow follows the rain.
When we share secrets, it's our hearts we reveal...
What draws us closer and makes us all care is not what we have but the things we share.
When we share problems, it eases half the pain.
When we share tears, a rainbow follows the rain.
When we share secrets, it's our hearts we reveal...
What draws us closer and makes us all care is not what we have but the things we share.
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