Taning

JUAN: Bai, naa na taning akong kinabuhi. Taman na lang ko karong kadlawon. Teksanay ta tibuok gabii.
PEDRO: Pagpuyo! Sayo pa ko momata ugma. Maayo man ka kay dili na!

Wear Your Prayer Daily

Prayer is a perfume to our soul and a fragrance that pleases GOD. Wear your prayer everyday and let it freshen you anytime, anywhere you go. So have a blessed and sweet-scented day!

Be Worry-Free

Worrying has never solved a problem, never paid a bill, never cured an illness.
Worrying is like racing a car engine in neutral because it doesn't get you anywhere, it just uses up gas!
So stop worrying. All you need is a prayer and a heart full of faith.

Challenges

When challenges are so big that we feel our strength is not enough to carry them, keep on going..
The extra mile is where the grace of God begins.

Matters of the heart

The HEART is rich when it is contented,
and it is always contented when its desires are fixed on GOD.

Nothing can bring greater HAPPINESS than doing GOD's will.

Being wise

It is wiser not to expect, but to hope. For in expecting we meet disappointments whereas in hoping we invite suprises.

8 Truths to Remember

1. Faith is the ability to not panic.
2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.
3. Do the math. Count your blessings.
4. God wants spiritual truths, not religious nuts.
5. Laugh everyday, it's like inner jogging.
6. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
7. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.
8. There is no key to happiness, the door is always open.
   

Pampatapang

BATA: Takot ako magpabunot ng ngipin, Doc.
DENTISTA: Wag kang mag-alala, bibigyan kita ng gamot pampatapang.
(Ininom ng bata ang gamot.)
DENTISTA: O, matapang ka na?
BATA: Kung sino man ang magtatangkag bunutin ang ngipin ko, susuntukin ko!

Poem of a College Student

I think I shall never see
A grade as lovely as a 3
A 3 that's earned by blood and sweat
When failure is a serious threat
Exams are taken by fools like me
And I can only get a 3!