Countless Blessings

In a science class...

The teacher asked her students to give an example of things which are countless.

One student answered, "WATER."

Another one answered, "SAND."

Then another answered, "AIR."

The teacher noticed that everybody is participating except for one. She called that student's attention and asked, "What are things which are countless?"

The student stood up and answered...

"BLESSINGS."

Serenity

Serenity...
To walk when others are running;
To whisper when others are shouting;
To sleep when others are restless;
To smile when others are angry;
To pause when others are hurrying;
To pray when others are doubting;
To think when others are confused;
To face turmoil yet feel composure;
To know inner calm inspite of everything;
To sleep in the middle of a storm.

This is the test of serenity.
This is Christ's Life!

Quotes to Live By

"A day without laughter is a wasted day."
- Charlie Chaplin

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde

"Never explain; your friends don't need it,
and your enemies won't believe you anyway."
- Elbert Hubbard

"If you're not curious,
it's a sign that you're stupid."
- Dr. Frank Crane

"It's better to be hated for what you are,
than be loved for what you're not."
- Andre Gide

"It's never too late to be what might have been."
- G. Elliot

Koko Krunch Trivia

Question: Sinong pumatay kay Koko Krunch?
Answer: Isang CEREAL killer.

5 Ways to Annoy Your Professor

5. Be oftentimes absent.
4. Don't do your homework.
3. Sleep in the class.
2. Make the whole class laugh while the professor is talking.
1. Perfect his exam.

Thanksgiver

A thankful life is a response
To seeing everything
As a gift from God
And realizing that your life
Belongs to Him.

God is the Giver,
So be a thanksgiver.

Dude

NANAY: Hala! Sige, layas! Huwag ka nang bumalik dito sa bahay! Simula ngayon, huwag mo na akong tawagin na nanay at hindi na rin kita tatawaging anak, naiintindihan mo?
ANAK: Sige, dude, aalis na ako.