Koko Krunch Trivia

Question: Sinong pumatay kay Koko Krunch?
Answer: Isang CEREAL killer.

5 Ways to Annoy Your Professor

5. Be oftentimes absent.
4. Don't do your homework.
3. Sleep in the class.
2. Make the whole class laugh while the professor is talking.
1. Perfect his exam.

Thanksgiver

A thankful life is a response
To seeing everything
As a gift from God
And realizing that your life
Belongs to Him.

God is the Giver,
So be a thanksgiver.

Dude

NANAY: Hala! Sige, layas! Huwag ka nang bumalik dito sa bahay! Simula ngayon, huwag mo na akong tawagin na nanay at hindi na rin kita tatawaging anak, naiintindihan mo?
ANAK: Sige, dude, aalis na ako.

P's and ABC

Tell GOD all your P's!
Problems,
Pressures, and
Plans.

And He will give you His ABC!
Answers to prayers,
Best favors, and
Courage to go on.

Snakes and Poison

Ahas 1: Makamandag ba tayo?
Ahas 2: Ewan, bakit?
Ahas 1: Immune ba tayo sa kamandag natin?
Ahas 2: Di ko alam, bakit ba?
Ahas 1: Nakagat ko dila ko eh, kinakabahan ako...

To Remind Us

God created TURTLES to remind us to slow down,
ANTS to remind us about little things;
The SKY to remind us to look up and pray,
FRIENDS to remind us how beautiful life can be.