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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Sharing Blessings
Every time something good happens to us, make something good happen to someone else. The more we share our blessings, the more we are blessed.
Friday, December 07, 2007
Kaibigan at Pera
Ang kaibigan, hindi tulad ng pera, na pinagpapalit sa materyal na bagay. Hindi rin laging may sukli. Pero alam mo ba ang pagkakatulad nila? Simple lang... Kapag "fake," walang halaga!
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Irreplaceable
Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice they are. Likewise, you don't know how special you are, but I know how irreplaceable you can be.
Saturday, December 01, 2007
To Be Kind
To be kind is more important than to be right. Sometimes all a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
The Greatest Companion
Keep in mind that God is your greatest companion. Because no matter how imperfect you are and no matter what happens in your life, He will still be there to give you the greatest love you've always wanted.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
When You Stumble
Sa pagkakaibigan, dapat nagtutulungan.
Kapag nadapa ka, tutulungan kita.
Kapag nadapa ka ulit, itatayo kita.
At kapag nadapa ka na naman, sisipain na talaga kita!
Pambihira! Pilay ka ba?!
Kapag nadapa ka, tutulungan kita.
Kapag nadapa ka ulit, itatayo kita.
At kapag nadapa ka na naman, sisipain na talaga kita!
Pambihira! Pilay ka ba?!
Monday, November 26, 2007
Puzzle Piece
You are part of the puzzle of someone else's life. You may never know where you fit. So if you run out of reasons to live, remember that someone else's life can never be complete without you in it.
Friday, November 23, 2007
Optimus Prime Says
We choose how we see people. When we want to like someone, we can be so tolerant. When we want to be irritated by people, we focus on their faults. It's not other people's behavior that determines how we feel about them - it's our attitude.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
A Morning Prayer
Thank you, Lord, for another wonderful day. Thank you for not giving up on me. Light my way and be with me once more today.
Friends for Keeps
We don't own the time to have long talks,
We don't have a chance for more laughs.
But even though our worlds don't meet,
Always remember... We're friends for keeps!
We don't have a chance for more laughs.
But even though our worlds don't meet,
Always remember... We're friends for keeps!
Unnoticed Kindness
Do you know why I like silence so much? Because when it's quiet and I'm alone, that's the moment I realize... "Mabait naman pala ako, wala lang nakakahalata."
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Flip Side
There are times that we experience downfalls in our lives, seeing how cruel and demented people around us can be. But that shouldn't stop us from realizing that every passing minute is another chance to turn our lives around. Life always has a flip side, and it's never too late to toss the coin again.
Experiencing Happiness
Happiness could not be found at the end of the road, it is experienced along the way. So take not for granted the moments of your life and find reasons to be happy every day!
Friday, November 16, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Gihampak og Hangin
Albularyo: Misis, wala kaha ni gihampak og dautang hangin ning imong anak?
Misis: Ambot lang kay sukad-sukad, wala man ko nakakita'g hangin nga gabitbit og bunal!
Misis: Ambot lang kay sukad-sukad, wala man ko nakakita'g hangin nga gabitbit og bunal!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Questions Without Answers
Note: You might have seen these on the shirts of Barkada Trip's Bok on Studio 23.
1. Does Jennifer Love Hewitt?
2. Where did Vincent Van Gogh? Did Rolito Go with him?
3. Why is Norman Black? Why is Redford White?
4. Where did Sandara Park?
5. Is Chow Yun Fat?
6. What did Henry Sy?
7. Is Charlie Brown? And is Lucio Tan?
8. When will Orlando Bloom?
9. Who did Sharon Stone?
10. How did the Cardinal Sin?
11. If Tyra Banks, are you sure Wilma Doesnt?
1. Does Jennifer Love Hewitt?
2. Where did Vincent Van Gogh? Did Rolito Go with him?
3. Why is Norman Black? Why is Redford White?
4. Where did Sandara Park?
5. Is Chow Yun Fat?
6. What did Henry Sy?
7. Is Charlie Brown? And is Lucio Tan?
8. When will Orlando Bloom?
9. Who did Sharon Stone?
10. How did the Cardinal Sin?
11. If Tyra Banks, are you sure Wilma Doesnt?
Thursday, November 08, 2007
Easy to Say Good Night
It's hard to say "Hello," because there might be goodbye.
It's hard to say "I'm okay," when deep inside you are not.
But it's easy to say "Good night," because there's always tomorrow.
Have a nice sleep!
It's hard to say "I'm okay," when deep inside you are not.
But it's easy to say "Good night," because there's always tomorrow.
Have a nice sleep!
Signs of Hope
Mornings are beautiful signs of hope. It was created by God to let us know that life doesn't end after the sunset, every dawn is a new life! Have a wonderful day!
A Loving Friend
A friend is there
To care and respect,
To share and help,
To listen and understand.
So wherever you are
And whatever you do,
Always remember,
A loving friend is here for you!
To care and respect,
To share and help,
To listen and understand.
So wherever you are
And whatever you do,
Always remember,
A loving friend is here for you!
A Simple Greeting
Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better.
Simple things can make you happy,
And a simple greeting can make you smile.
So with that, I'm saying, "Hi! Have a nice day!"
A simple hug can make you feel better.
Simple things can make you happy,
And a simple greeting can make you smile.
So with that, I'm saying, "Hi! Have a nice day!"
Throw Your Worries
Throw your worries to the wind and let them fly to God. In the end, it is He alone who guides the wind to breeze joy and love back to you.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Magsasaka at Kalabaw
Sabi nila, kung magkatabi tayo,
Para daw akong isang magsasaka.
Nagalit ako, tanong ko, "Bakit naman?"
Kaya pala, dahil mukha ka raw kalabaw!
Para daw akong isang magsasaka.
Nagalit ako, tanong ko, "Bakit naman?"
Kaya pala, dahil mukha ka raw kalabaw!
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Wear Your Prayer Daily
Prayer is a perfume to our soul and a fragrance that pleases GOD. Wear your prayer everyday and let it freshen you anytime, anywhere you go. So have a blessed and sweet-scented day!
Be Worry-Free
Worrying has never solved a problem, never paid a bill, never cured an illness.
Worrying is like racing a car engine in neutral because it doesn't get you anywhere, it just uses up gas!
So stop worrying. All you need is a prayer and a heart full of faith.
Worrying is like racing a car engine in neutral because it doesn't get you anywhere, it just uses up gas!
So stop worrying. All you need is a prayer and a heart full of faith.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Challenges
When challenges are so big that we feel our strength is not enough to carry them, keep on going..
The extra mile is where the grace of God begins.
The extra mile is where the grace of God begins.
Matters of the heart
The HEART is rich when it is contented,
and it is always contented when its desires are fixed on GOD.
Nothing can bring greater HAPPINESS than doing GOD's will.
and it is always contented when its desires are fixed on GOD.
Nothing can bring greater HAPPINESS than doing GOD's will.
Being wise
It is wiser not to expect, but to hope. For in expecting we meet disappointments whereas in hoping we invite suprises.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
8 Truths to Remember
- Faith is the ability to not panic.
- If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.
- Do the math. Count your blessings.
- God wants spiritual truths, not religious nuts.
- Laugh everyday, it's like inner jogging.
- Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
- Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.
- There is no key to happiness, the door is always open.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Pampatapang
BATA: Takot ako magpabunot ng ngipin, Doc.
DENTISTA: Wag kang mag-alala, bibigyan kita ng gamot pampatapang.
(Ininom ng bata ang gamot.)
DENTISTA: O, matapang ka na?
BATA: Kung sino man ang magtatangkag bunutin ang ngipin ko, susuntukin ko!
DENTISTA: Wag kang mag-alala, bibigyan kita ng gamot pampatapang.
(Ininom ng bata ang gamot.)
DENTISTA: O, matapang ka na?
BATA: Kung sino man ang magtatangkag bunutin ang ngipin ko, susuntukin ko!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Poem of a College Student
I think I shall never see
A grade as lovely as a 3
A 3 that's earned by blood and sweat
When failure is a serious threat
Exams are taken by fools like me
And I can only get a 3!
A grade as lovely as a 3
A 3 that's earned by blood and sweat
When failure is a serious threat
Exams are taken by fools like me
And I can only get a 3!
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Needles and Pins
Whenever life drops needles and pins along your path, don't stay away. Instead, pick them up and collect them. So that the same pins won't hurt you again.
Saturday, May 05, 2007
3 Stages of Life
TEEN: You have all the time and energy but no money.
WORKING: You have all the money and energy but no time.
RETIRED: You have all the time and money but no more energy.
WORKING: You have all the money and energy but no time.
RETIRED: You have all the time and money but no more energy.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
About Life
Birth is the "Start of Life"
Beauty is the "Art of Life"
Love is a "Part of Life"
Friendship is the "Heart of Life"
Death is a "Last of Life"
But Jesus is the way to "Everlasting Life"
Beauty is the "Art of Life"
Love is a "Part of Life"
Friendship is the "Heart of Life"
Death is a "Last of Life"
But Jesus is the way to "Everlasting Life"
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Happiness
Happiness is not something you have in your hands, it's something you carry in your heart. Give it away generously and it will return to you a thousand fold.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Thoughts on Life
Be thankful that you don't have everything you desire.
If you do, what would be there to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something,
For it gives you the opportunity to learn.
Be thankful for the difficult times,
For during those times you grow.
Be thankful for your limitations,
They give you a chance to become better.
If you do, what would be there to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something,
For it gives you the opportunity to learn.
Be thankful for the difficult times,
For during those times you grow.
Be thankful for your limitations,
They give you a chance to become better.
Monday, April 09, 2007
A.S.A.P.
Do you really know what ASAP means?
ASAP is not "As Soon As Possible". We are always in a hurry for things to be done and we sometimes forget God's guidance.
ASAP is "Always Say A Prayer" before anything else. Put God at the center of everything!
ASAP is not "As Soon As Possible". We are always in a hurry for things to be done and we sometimes forget God's guidance.
ASAP is "Always Say A Prayer" before anything else. Put God at the center of everything!
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Focus
Don't focus on what you lost,
But what remains;
Don't focus on the pain,
But how the pain shaped you;
Don't focus on the failure,
But on the great lessons the failure taught you.
But what remains;
Don't focus on the pain,
But how the pain shaped you;
Don't focus on the failure,
But on the great lessons the failure taught you.
Saturday, March 31, 2007
The Best Cosmetic
The best cosmetic...
For the lips is truth,
For the voice is prayer,
For the eyes is compassion,
For the hands is charity,
And for the heart is love.
Wear it daily!
For the lips is truth,
For the voice is prayer,
For the eyes is compassion,
For the hands is charity,
And for the heart is love.
Wear it daily!
Saturday, March 24, 2007
True Friends
Time alone can prove the worth of a person. As time goes by, we lose the false ones, and keep the best. Because true friends stay when all the rest are gone.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
The Teacher and the Student
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer listening?
Student: A teacher.
Teacher: Ha ha ha. Get one whole sheet of paper! Long quiz!
Student: A teacher.
Teacher: Ha ha ha. Get one whole sheet of paper! Long quiz!
Thursday, March 01, 2007
What Friendship is About
Friendship is not about "It's your fault,"
But "I'm sorry."
Not "Where are you?"
But "I'm right here."
Not "How could you?"
But "I understand."
And not "I wish you were..."
But "I'm thankful you are."
But "I'm sorry."
Not "Where are you?"
But "I'm right here."
Not "How could you?"
But "I understand."
And not "I wish you were..."
But "I'm thankful you are."
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Real Friends
Real friends must be cherished beyond all worldly measures, for in our memory, they shine brighter than gold and last longer than diamonds.
Monday, February 19, 2007
The Strongest, Greatest, Tallest Person
The strongest person is one who is dependent to God.
The greatest is one who is humble before God.
And the tallest one is one who kneels and bends before God.
So be it unto us. Let's always pray.
The greatest is one who is humble before God.
And the tallest one is one who kneels and bends before God.
So be it unto us. Let's always pray.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Busog Na
Anak: Busog na ko, Ma.
Mama: Unsa man ka? Hutda na! Wa ka kahibalo nga daghan ang gigutom sa kalibutan?!
Anak: Unya, kung hutdon ni nako, mabusog sila?!
Mama: Unsa man ka? Hutda na! Wa ka kahibalo nga daghan ang gigutom sa kalibutan?!
Anak: Unya, kung hutdon ni nako, mabusog sila?!
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